Riko is singer with Band Musika Rogora Khart.
In his spare time he is an actor and can be seen on Soviet TV in many of the popular soap commercials and domestic dramas set in hospitals and valleys around Newportograd.
He does not drink or take drugs, but sometimes he enjoys Cuban cigars, fine brandy and amphetamines

Riko is married, his wife has a Prada handbag and a Mercedes Benz. He owns 15 children

His ambition is to buy Lichtenstein and circumsize the world in a 60 foot cutter

Makahre plays bass guitar for Band Musika Rogora Khart .
He ran away from the circus many years ago and became accomplished in fine art forgery. Makahre now takes great pleasure in breaking the body parts of his fellow comrades whilst swinging his bass guitaree around on stage! He collects things and is well a known bargain hunter. He can often be found trawling Poundland and the many other pound shops in Newportograd
He loves a baaaargain!
Makahre is married and has 15 children

His ambition is to find the magical sword of 'Ringlandski'

Datshi Cozahre is Band Musika Rogora Khart bouzouki player.
Bouzouki players are strange peoples. Datshi was found in big old desserted house near city of Newport. He was pennyless music craftsman making instrument, panduri, from old wood and string. so when Band Musika Rogora Khart ask "what are you doing?" Datshi say "Making instrument from old wood and string".
So Rogora Khart say, "you want play and sing with us?" and he say "I give it a go".
End of story. Now Datshi Cozahre is komrade and brother in arms in Band Musika Rogora Khart.

In his spare time Datshi likes drinking 'bow (when Mrs Datshi (the "Datshess")say it OK), he also enjoys fishing with dynamite in the Newportograd River. He never catches anything though as you can't find anything when the mud's stirred up.


Datshi is married and has 15 children

His ambition is to own Powystan

Bagrat is drummer for Mighty Band Musika Rogora Khart.
Bagrat likes to drink a lot of 'bow and he also like to spend very many happy hours banging "Great Gong of Colchis"
He enjoys frequenting the many curry houses of Newportograd to sample Vindaloo and Phall goat curry. Bagrat is a true connoisseur of Portograd's hottest eating houses. He is sponsored by a leading toilet tissue company....
Bagrat also enjoys the company of sophisticated women and witty repartee

Bagrat is unmarried but has 15 children

His ambition is to dance with the Valkyrie.

Siluria dances and sings with Mighty Band Musika Rogora Khart.
In her spare time Siluria likes to make things from items she scavenges from various, unnamed places.
Siluria also likes to play the finger cymbals and sometimes practices voodoo on Band Musika Rogora Khart using secret, special dance moves learned from guru in monastery in Sebastapol
Siluria also teaches her "secret" dance steps to her select band of apprentices at classes throughout the Greater Newportograd area

Siluria has 15 children and is to married to Andriyev Robitshvili ("famous" saxaphone player from Cardiffistan)

Her ambition is to eat toast and marmite laced with pickled beetroot without flinching

Dato is guitar player with Rogora Khart.
He was born and raised in Newportograd. In his early years he lived in Ringlandski, a province of the Greater Newportograd Soviet.
Dato's Grandfather was the famous Soviet Cosmonaut "Yuri Gradnahze", who would have been first man in space, on April 12, 1961, if not for unfortunate incident when; after much celebratory vodka he fell asleep in Premier Kruschev's private bathroom and missed blast-off. He did eventually get into space, but only to clean up after monkeys Drema and Erosha and dog Laika.
As a child Dato played with his many young Komrades in the building rubble near his home until one afternoon, he was taught to play guitar by a one-armed gypsy traveller (this may account for his "lop-sided" style of playing). From this man he learned to play the beginning bits of “Swan Lake” and the “James Bond” theme and from there his interest in partially learning passages of well known music developed. And now he plays guitar for Mighty Band Musika Rogora Khart.
Dato has travelled far and wide to exotic places like Sebastapol, Cardiffistan, Chepstonia and Englanski (visa revoked).
He is intimately acquainted with “Back of Van” travel services and NewportoFlot, Newportograd’'s national airline.

Dato has worked hard all of his life, but has had a varied career:
A part-time Spetsnaz soldier in the Newportograd Soviet Militia serving (alongside other members of Rogora Khart who may tell their own stories) during the Cubanos missile crisis (where he also taught guitar at the Buena Vista Social Club) and famously at the Battle of Bandski in Dirka-Dirkistan (alongside Team America - Hoo-Yah!)
Dato’s other jobs have included work in a factory servicing old boilers, as a brass monkey welder in Siberia, a flower arranger in Azerbijan, a rescuer of "Dusky Damsels in Distress" in Sochi, and as an assassin for KBGB's - New Portograd Division (he still does the occasional jobs for friends and acquaintances; competitive rates, call toll free for quote).

Now, for a meagre living, he makes Schitt© guitars that he sometimes plays with Rogora Khart.

Dato has 15 children and is currently unmarried.
His ambition is Olga Kurylenko